This just in...

Yes that's right people...these are the ACTUAL items that once sat on the desk of Sarah Moriarty. Surely to be worth millions when she becomes chief editor of Time/Nat Geo/Phoenix magazine, these sought after items will be kept under heightened security until a small fortune can be made from them.
The Limited Edition Karl Lagerfeld Coca-Cola bottle bears a dent, believed to have been made by SM herself, and the notes contain genuine thoughts of the budding lady of letters including such quotes as "just so that we're clear", "well you know" and "well can you imagine who".
Generous offers will kindly be accepted at owners discretion.